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How To Deport Over 11 Million People & Still Retain Your Soul — November 18, 2015

How To Deport Over 11 Million People & Still Retain Your Soul

So there you are with well over 11 million illegal immigrants, and you need to rid yourself of them in a timely manner, but as the Grim Reaper taps his freshly sharpened scythe upon the door of your soul, you know you must tread lightly –  Avoid the Salmon Mousse!

If you recognize the above scene, we can be friends.

So how do you do it? Well, in the ever brilliant theory of Sir. Donald Trump, you rip families apart and displace them in a humane manner – and you do it within 18-24 months. Ignore the oxymoron. According to Ann Coulter, it’s pretty simple.

“Look up Dwight Eisenhower’s. It was called ‘Operation Wetback.’ He started at the border, the troops moved north, they knew the businesses and they knew the homes. They went in and deported them,” said Coulter, who is known for being brash.

“And by the way, Donald Trump, yeah he’s right, you should go after the criminals. I’d go after the law abiding ones to send the message. Law abiding! They are not law abiding if they are illegal immigrants,” she added. “They get the message and then you do what Mitt Romney was saying: enforce e-verify. Make sure only Americans can get jobs. They get the message. They leave on their own.”

We’ll do it humanely by scaring them into fleeing the country. Well, Ann Coulter, thank you for that breath of fresh dysentery.

In reality, the numbers are probably much higher, but at minimum we are sitting around 11.5 million undocumented immigrants. So, I’m going to be generous to the pugnacious pro-deportation militants in terms of numbers, because I can still get my point across. Let’s round down the number of illegal immigrants to 11 million, and let’s take advantage of the longer end of the timeline, two years. That means we need to deport roughly 15,068 immigrants every day. Now, just for fun, let’s say 1/4 of them up and leave willingly. That brings us down to 8.25 million people to deport in total, and we need to heave-ho 11,301 individuals every day, including weekends and holidays; Justice never sleeps, nor does it celebrate Jesus’ birth.

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Syrian Refugees: Have We Lost Our Decency? — November 16, 2015

Syrian Refugees: Have We Lost Our Decency?

I’m going to start this blog post with a fact I’m not proud of: I’m conflicted.

Most of the time I study an issue until I’m blue in the face, then come to a conclusion, and finally type out my opinions for any unfortunate soul who stumbles upon my posts. I’m alright with those that disagree, and I adore open discussions and feedback, but usually I have a reasonable level of confidence in my position before I type it out. This is different.

I haven’t said much about Syrian refugees, because to be honest the opinions I have are probably not the most popular at this point. The only post I wrote on the refugees was a story about a capsized ship, and it barely touched on politics. However, yesterday I watched the posts flood my Facebook – my news feed was disturbing and heart wrenching. People are angry, and understandably so, but I hope those who read this understand where my heart is upon its completion, even if they disagree.

I spent two hour on Sunday night just scrolling through photos and bios of those killed in Paris, and as my heart broke I prayed that it would not also harden. This blind rage seems to me to be misdirected for so many, and I never want to be consumed by the anger I so often witness. I try to share my opinions and conclusions in a lighthearted matter, and in an inviting way, and I refuse to let my heart be filled with hatred towards those that oppose me.

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Rubio, Cruz, and The Heretic Hunters — November 10, 2015

Rubio, Cruz, and The Heretic Hunters

*Updated with information on Rubio and Cruz immigration beliefs*

I had a conversation on politics and religion with my Mom during a shopping trip on Sunday, which gave me the idea for this post. We don’t always agree on every issue, and while Ben Carson is not my choice, she finds him “refreshingly genuine.” We talked, we disagreed, and then we moved on and had an unhealthy amount of carbohydrates at Olive Garden.

See, I don’t even pretend to agree with my own mother.

She’s a fan of sarcasm with a purpose, but not snark, per se. I try to mold my posts around those ideals since I know she’s not alone. I once watched my mother’s eye twitch when Michelle Malkin said, “He’s just a lying liar who lies” while bobbing her head back and forth in teenage girl fashion – it physically caused my mother pain. So, alas, I try to infuse my posts with calmly delivered sarcasm, but try to stay far away from snot-nosed attitudinal snark.

It is because of her dislike of such news personalities that I really didn’t watch them growing up, and I didn’t start watching them once I became an adult. I’ve never made it through an entire episode of Kelly File, Hannity, nor the O’Reilly Factor. I haven’t even watched an entire news program in over 4 years, and if there’s a segment I want to see, I wait until the clip hits YouTube. It’s my way of controlling the narratives that flourish in a media filled environment, and how they mold my opinions. I think Fox News is just as bad as the rest, and I’ve watched more Daily Show in the last three years than I’ve watched of the right leaning network, but my convictions and conservative beliefs remained intact.

Imagine that…

The truth is that the right leaning love child of Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert would be my spirit animal.To the point: My anti-political Mother did more to teach me about politics than most political leaders. No matter what program I watched, or who I related to the most, what they said didn’t have to align with what I believed, and conforming to their opinions without research was out of the question. It was my job to go beyond their one-liners to find the truth. She’s always leaned conservative, but she’s always hated conservative pundits and talking heads. I guess that’s why I find it easy to say I disagree with them. Put more stock into what you believe than what they believe, and don’t let them sway your beliefs – that’s the ultimate goal. This is why I read my news online – for the most part – from various sources. I make sure that the words match actions. That’s why I can watch Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert and say, “well, that was a dumb statement,” and on another topic say, “wait, I agree with that!” It’s also why I can hear, “Ted Cruz is the perfect choice!” from every high profile “conservative” news personality, and also know it’s rubbish.

She also taught me that drinking cake batter out of a mug every once in a while can make bad days tolerable.

Thanks, Mom!

So, why the focus on Ted Cruz? Well, I’ve mentioned my growing dislike of him in a handful of recent posts, and I always get the same type of comments in response:

“Loved the post, but disagree with your opinions on Ted Cruz.” 

“Ted Cruz is a patriot, but I agree with the rest!”

“I liked this post until I got to the Ted Cruz portion, then I stopped reading.” 

Well, guys, Ted Cruz isn’t all he’s cracked up to be. Now, you may make the choice to stop reading, or you can hear me out and then interact and tell me why you disagree with my assessment, or where I’m wrong.

Don’t worry, I won’t call you a “lying liar who lies.” Having our opinions challenged is healthy!

A couple rules to remember:

  • If you can’t build a strong defense of your stance, go back to the drawing board.
  • If you’re scared of opposing opinions, it’s probably for good reason.

“Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win” ― Sun Tzu

I love politics, I like to talk politics, I like to study politics, I like to debate politics, but I eschew those who have no interest in a conversation and merely wish to stab their pitchforks into the throat of anything that doesn’t involve groupthink simply because they don’t like opposition. Ted Cruz is the Emperor of the Groupthink Utopia, and he knows it. The subtlety of his manipulation is staggering in that people are completely blind to it.

“As I look at the race, historically, there have been two major lanes in the Republican primary. There’s been a moderate lane and a conservative lane,” Cruz told CNN on Thursday. “Marco is certainly formidable in that lane. I think the Jeb [Bush] campaign seems to view Marco as his biggest threat in the moderate lane.”

As mild as that seems, Ted Cruz knew exactly what he was doing there. He knows, for a fact, that Rubio is not “moderate,” but the term is a buzzword for the heretic hunters. He’s well aware that the purity pursuers are waiting in the shadows.

“We have found a witch!
“How do you know she is a witch?”
“She looks like one!”
“Bring her forward.”
“I’m not a witch!”
“But you’re dressed like one!”
“They dressed me up like this! And this isn’t my nose, it’s a false one.”
“Well, we did the nose… and the hat… but she is a witch…”
“Did you dress her up like this?”
“NO! Yes. A bit. But she’s got a wart!”

Suddenly they’re throwing Marco Rubio on a scale to see if he’s heavier than a duck, and they all do the equivalent of screaming “burn him, burn him!” In the end they all look like morons measuring the weight of Marco Rubio to a duck, but that damage will be done. Meanwhile, Ted Cruz remains above reproach for simply making an innocent little comment. Then he plays nice with the only “Republican” truly advocating for big government, even going so far as to applaud his inclusion in the race. Once again, his admirers scream, “He’s just trying to get along with everyone!” And just like that, he gathers the gross underbelly of the conservative movement to do his bidding without even putting in an official request or writing a check. 

Some have told me, “That’s why I love him! He’s so strategic!” I look at them sideways and turn the filter on high, “So you like a man who will lie and pander his way into the White House, and you don’t care as long as he gets to the White House?” (Yes, that’s the filtered version.) Without skipping a beat they condescendingly reply as the flag is raised within their hearts, and the bubbling patriotism stings as gentle tears tug at their eyes, “Yes, because we need a man of principle in the White House, no matter what it takes to get him there.”

“Hello, Life Alert? Yes, I seem to have tripped and fallen on my own sword, and I can’t get up!”

*Raises hand* Say, I don’t want to cause a kerfuffle here, but wouldn’t a man of principle be honest with voters about conservative positions, candidates, and logical options? And wouldn’t a true seeker of a principled candidate look for someone with, say, I don’t know… principles?

“Burn her! Burn her! She weighs more than a duck, which means she’s a witch!”

Yes, it is that silly. Yes, this new brand of politics is a trend.

Last week I wrote a post on O’Reilly and George Will, and the poor portrait of Ronald Reagan put on paper by O’Reilly. I had more feedback against George Will and O’Reilly loyalists than I had concerning the book. People private messaged me the entire backstory of George Will, yet didn’t address the valid points he made concerning Ronald Reagan and a book that did its best to drag Reagan’s name through the ghettos of gossip stained conservatism. It was more important to hunt the heretic than to unite and call out the character assassination of an upstanding man. An upstanding man who once said, “If we agree 75 percent of the time, you’re my 75 percent friend, not my 25 percent enemy.”

It was the equivalent of someone standing next to me at a crash site having this conversation:

“You know that cop who’s saying that burning car is on fire? Yeah… He’s a jerk. Don’t believe a word he says.”
“You mean when he says the car is on fire?”
“Yes! Don’t trust what he says about the car.”
“You mean that car right there, the one completely engulfed in flames?”
“Yes, that cop is a charlatan. Don’t trust him.”
“But the…Ummm, the car is literally right there, in front of us, on f….”
“I hate that lying liar who lies.”

I highly recommend reading this article. It does a superb job of pointing out that Reagan himself appointed moderate Republicans like Richard Schweiker and Margaret Heckler, while moderates like Silvio Conte, Jim Leach, Mark Hatfield, Bob Packwood, etc., were House members, and they got a lot accomplished by coming to agreements. George Will did come up against those militantly fighting against GOP members, and at the time I thought he was wrong, now I wonder if he knew where it would lead.

The author of the above noted article also notes what he believes it means to be a conservative, which is a much needed reminder today.

I believe that to be a conservative is to be for limited government. Personal freedom. The rule of law. The Constitution, and adherence to it. Federalism. Equality under the law. Equality of opportunity. Relatively light taxation. Relatively light regulation. Free enterprise. Property rights. Free trade. Civil society. The right to work. A strong defense. National security. National sovereignty. Human rights. A sound, non-flaky educational curriculum. School choice. A sensible stewardship over the land, as opposed to extreme environmentalism. Pluralism. Colorblindness. Toleration. E pluribus unum. Patriotism. Our Judeo-Christian heritage. Western civilization.

I want to throw in, too, the right to life. (I have said, over the years, “Show me where a man stands on abortion and Israel, and you have shown me all I need to know.”)

Now, it could be that I have simply declared what I believe in and called it “conservatism.” And I have no doubt that I’ve forgotten a few important things, as my critics on the right will no doubt tell me.

However, as I’ve said countless times before, “real conservatives” no longer want facts, they want anger. They want George Will up to his nose in hatred, tar, and feathers. Which brings me back to the incredibly wise words of a very conservative Sen. Mike Lee:

“But however justified, frustration is not a platform. Anger is not an agenda. And outrage, as a habit, is not even conservative. Outrage, resentment, and intolerance are gargoyles of the Left. For us, optimism is not just a message — it’s a principle. American conservatism, at its core, is about gratitude, and cooperation, and trust, and above all hope.”

A conservative like me is everything these frustrated, angry, outraged, selective puritans hate. I support small government, which means I’m against anything leaning towards overreach – including no-knock raids, civil asset forfeiture, and a military-esque police force. I support candidates like Paul Ryan, because he realizes that to get things done we need to work together, to a degree. I have liberal friends, and I hear them out and take the time to explain my position. I research the facts behind their blessed, anointed candidates, and I declare them unfit for the monuments their faithful and determined followers erect in their name. I do my own research and find their labels laughable, at best. I can’t stand fear mongering, trendy politics, and canned answers. The list goes on, and on, and on.

But above all, I don’t worship Ted Cruz simply because he tweeted out the Bill of Rights, made Machine Gun Bacon, or enjoys being disliked by people like me.

Ted Cruz gains his support not by things he’s accomplished, but because he constantly says he’s proud to stand in defiance against those he thinks simply object to a true patriot. Those his followers assume object to a conservative loving, gun rights advocating, freedom preaching, honesty oriented, individual rights advocating, Reaganite patriot like him.

Wait, maybe he’s right… let’s take our country back!

Because that’s how true patriots roll in America, land of the free!

And God Bless America, and God Bless all her people!

*Starts humming Lee Greenwood*

And before you know it, he hits the patriotic nerve. I love my country just as much as you do, Ted supporters, but I’m not prone to emotional highs from speeches specifically designed to cause emotional highs. His patriotic words will never blind me to his inconsistencies, and while I can acknowledge when he’s right, I’m also not willing to play his game.

That said, I have a handful of questions for Ted:

Is it “moderate” to be 100% pro-gun?

Is it moderate to be 100% Pro-Life?

What about being an advocate for personal freedoms?

What about standing for national sovereignty and security?

What about wanting to secure the border?

What about wanting logical immigration reform?

What about supporting Kate’s Law?

Oh, so those aren’t moderate positions? Wait, wait, I know what you’re thinking, Ted… Marco supports an increase in H-1B visas, and while it’s highly misunderstood and blown out of proportion by people like yourself – including the fact that your followers always forget to add his belief that the abuse of the system must be corrected first – maybe you have a point. Especially with short attention span voters. And, let’s be honest here, Ted, we’re not in the mood to accept changes to anyone’s opinions, unless they’re named “Trump.” The fact that Marco walked away from the Gang of Eight because they weren’t interested in ending sanctuary cities, nor securing the border to his standards, is irrelevant. I mean, ANY support of H-1B visas, and any willingness to work with the Go8 should absolutely bury Rubio, and forever label him a moderate. Right, Ted?

WASHINGTON, DC – U.S. Senator Ted Cruz (R-TX) today presented an amendment to the Gang of Eight immigration bill that would improve our nation’s legal immigration system by increasing high-skilled temporary worker visas, called H-1B visas, by 500 percent.

What the hell, Ted?

Final questions: Is it conservative to refuse to work with others, to banish reaching across the aisle? Is it conservative to support an oligarchy-esque set of ideals where some representatives are silenced by a minority of people who play “my way or high way” games?

Take your time answering… I’ll be over here campaigning for Marco Rubio, a man who is more conservative than Ronald Reagan, a man who offers logical reforms, not just goosebumps and mic drops. A conservative that, quite frankly, puts your so called “principles” to shame.

UPDATE: I wanted to include Rubio’s immigration plan in this post, as well as previous Cruz remarks on illegal immigrants.

Rubio’s plan:

immigration Immigration2

Now, Cruz has been trying to separate himself from Rubio by framing the narrative to look like Rubio supports amnesty, when the above clearly shows this to be a falsehood. However, how did Cruz feel about those already in the country back in 2013?

Hmmm… So, you mean, something like allowing them to apply for a temporary non-immigrant visa? See, the truth of the matter is that Cruz’s immigration stance, at least until he saw the crowds migrating towards Trump, is almost identical to Marco’s stance.

Donald Trump Speaking at CPAC, ACU Claims They’re Still Conservative — November 5, 2015

Donald Trump Speaking at CPAC, ACU Claims They’re Still Conservative

UPDATED!

CPAC, as most of you know, is an annual conference for conservative activists, hosted by the American Conservative Union, better known as the ACU. The Chairman of the ACU is a man by the name of Matt Schlapp. Now, in recent years, CPAC has been leaning more left, but they just made their most left leaning move by confirming Donald Trump as a speaker. After being questioned yesterday and today, the Chairman has evaded question after question in regards to the principles behind the allegedly “conservative” ACU and their recent decision involving the Lord of Darkness.

In other news, Brittany Pounders (founder of Liberty Juice) and I will probably never, ever be allowed at CPAC.

Ever.

On Wednesday morning, Trump, Cruz, and Fiorina were confirmed as speakers for CPAC, happening in March of 2016.

Oh the jubilation. Go fetch the good Sherry, Niles!

Great?

So of course, being the person of restraint that I am, I tweeted out a sincere note of admiration for the glorious news.

The exchange that followed began fairly well, he was clearly trying to defuse any animosity I may have been projecting over the inclusion of Trump.

Tweet I attached:

So, to condense the above:

The ACU believes property rights are foundational to our democracy.

Trump doesn’t.

ACU Chairman refuses to affirm that Trump’s progressive stances go against what the ACU believes.

Donald Trump on Healthcare:

“The government’s gonna pay for it [healthcare].”

Donald Trump on Eminent Domain:

“Eminent domain is wonderful.”

You don’t even have to read into The Trump’s quotes, they’re perfectly clear. He’s repeatedly praised Canadian Healthcare, single payer systems, and socialized medicine as a whole. He is an open supporter of unnecessary eminent domain cases, and has praised the Kelo case, which involved the bulldozing of homes at the behest of a money hungry developer. To add insult to injury, after the homes were bulldozed, nothing happened on the land that was freed for what they claimed would be “economic development.”

Trump’s position on both issues is rather clear, yet the Chairman of the ACU refused to answer a simple yes or no question: “So then do you agree that Donald Trump’s progressive beliefs go against what the ACU believes?”

Enter Brittany.

And then there was this:

Two questions. Pretty simple, right? They went unanswered throughout the evening. This morning we tried to remind him that he still needed to answer our questions. Surely they were just forgotten, not ignored, right?

It seems petty to drag this Twitter exchange into a blog, but honestly, these are the people who are leaders in the conservative movement. The ACU can’t answer one question, because the only answers available expose them as phonies or panderers.

Therein lies the rub, if he affirmed that Trump’s progressive ideals don’t align with the ACU, he’ll get on Trump’s bad side. For some reason, Trump has his thumb on a vast number of “conservative” pundits, journalists, and leaders, and their defense of him is becoming so blatantly apparent that it’s stomach turning. Now, if he had said that Trump’s policies do align with the ACU, he would have to explain how a so called conservative organization is now in support of socialist healthcare and removing property rights.

And don’t you think a question concerning a donation made to a 501c3 organization could have been a simple yes/no answer, as well? Or is it possible that there’s a little bit of guilt, shame, and a financial benefit wrapped up in a delicious evasion sandwich? Unfortunately such a sandwich is sure to bring on a wild case of dyspepsia soon after it’s ingested.

Now that’s just my simple minded pondering, but his inability to answer a question doesn’t speak well to the existence of an answer that points to upstanding conservative principles in the ACU. Maybe, just maybe, the ticket sales and coverage of anything Trump touches is enough to bend the proclivities of the ACU enough to invite a big government, democrat supporting, progressive policy pushing jackwagon to their event? Both assumptions could be correct, or wildly off base. I mean, maybe they stared into Trump’s eyes for too long and this is all legitimate excitement via the cultish Donald phenomenon we’ve been witnessing, but we just can’t know because they just won’t answer.

Sure, they’ve been abandoning bits and pieces of conservatism for a while now, but isn’t it time that conservatives hold them accountable? I sincerely hope CPAC 2016 is chocked full of people like this:

You heard it straight from the horse’s mouth, we need to win. Apparently that means any quasi-democrat with a speech about big walls and mass deportation gets to be labeled a conservative. My how the mighty have fallen. If this is how you wish to win, please count me out.

UPDATE: According to The Donald J. Trump Foundation Form 990, the American Conservative Union received 50K in donations in 2013.

Andrew Breitbart & Breitbart News: Same Name, Different Views — November 3, 2015

Andrew Breitbart & Breitbart News: Same Name, Different Views

People are probably tired of hearing me defend Marco Rubio and attack “conservative” media. Well, I’m kind of tired of having to do it, as well.

Yet here I am…

Again…

While it all seems redundant, I can’t help but think that with the Iowa caucuses 90 days away, the constant demonizing is in need of constant rebuttal. While I have a much, much smaller group of followers than Trump’s hired puppets, I’ll do what I can. I’ve used my last two posts to tear some in conservative media apart, and fully intended on moving on. However, this particular issue came up today so I put this post together. The most recent Breitbart/Drudge/Rubio/Trump debacle arrives on the same day that the below video has been unearthed, a video showing Andrew Breitbart giving praise to Marco Rubio.

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